Saturday, December 20, 2008

Hi every1. I'm back with the 3rd part of the conversation! This time, Martin is not talking with Juliet on MSN but instead he is going to her house n talk directly to her. Lets see wat is going to happen now. Enjoy!

Martin walks toward Juliet's house and rings the doorbell.

Martin says: (Oh my god.....it would be much better if i didnt come here to apologize to her. Now
i'll be looking at her straight in the eye. Oh god....I prefered using MSN. At least
that way she won't see me piss on my pants when i talk to her. Here goes.)

Door opens and Juliet sees Martin.

Juliet says: Hi may i help you....Oh SHIT!

Juliet slams the door in Martin's face.

Martin says: Could this get any worst...Wait Juliet! Pls listen to me. I am really sorry for what i
said on MSN. Pls. I didn't mean what i said. I'm really sorry! Pls forgive me! Pls
open the door. I'm serious!

Juliet says: Hmm fine! Seems you begged so much. I shall open the door for you.( He likes me i
think. He is even willing to beg me to forgive him. Hehe. I'm just too pretty i guess.)

Martin says: Oh thank god! I really need to use your toilet. I nearly shitted myself right there
and then. You're a life saver!

Juliet says: (#@%&! Just when i started thinking this guy was getting better!) Get the #$@@#
OUTTA MY HOUSE!

Martin says: But but i gotta go shit! It's coming!

Juliet says: Go do it at the drain you useless gayboy!

Martin says: Wtf? U called me gayboy! Shit shit shit shit shit! I hate it when you call me gayboy!

Juliet says: So what? Aren't u supposed to be apologizing to me?! You better stop saying shit!

Martin says: Okay okay i'm sorry! OH SHIT!

Juliet says: NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO TAUNT ME!?

Martin says: No! I said oh shit because i just shitted in my pants!

Juliet says: Omg! Yuck get outta my house! This is the worst apology a boy could give!

Martin says: But i tried my best! It just happened!

Juliet says: Get outta here!

Juliet angrily kicks Martin in the face and slams the door shut.

Martin says: Ouch! That hurt! Fine! I'll go! I'm gonna tell my mummy you kicked me!
SOB! MUMMY!~

Juliet says: Yea! Tell your so called mummy you just shitted on your pants! Don't ever come
back here! I'll put a restraining order on you! You wuss!

Martin says: If you ever kick me again you better watch out! I'm a professional white belt!

Juliet says:......Thats a begginer belt moron!

Martin says: I don't care!

So Martin runs off crying loudly for his mother. Behind him is a trail of brownish stuff which i am sure you readers can guess what that is.

( This marks the end of the 3rd part of the conversation between Martin and Juliet. There is no lesson to be learnt here except boys should toughen out more. There will be a special interview on the characters soon to see their individual perspectives on the characters. Don't miss it! Bye and have a good day!)

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