Hi all!!! Just received my PMR results yesterday. Hehe. Thank god that i got 7A's. T.T i must be a lucky guy. To all who got straight A's out there congratulations!! To the others who failed to get what they wanted congratulations for trying your best!!!! Don't give up. There's still SPM. *gulp
Anyhow i'm doing a 1 time special conversation for today seeming its a new year!! HAPPY NEW YEAR !!! btw. Here goes ! Enjoy!!! :-

In a place called one utama, there were two guys waiting for the countdown on the new year to start. Special guest is Jim and Bob

Jim: Yo Bob! Glad you made it! Lol you and me are the only guys who appeared.Zzz the
other's fong fei kei. Damn lar they all.

Bob: Chill dude! The smexy man is here! You don't have to worry about no shit dude! I'm a
one man partying army!

Jim: Zzzz. So boring leh. No girls sommore. Sit here like some noob only.

Bob: Lol. Just enjoy lar. We come so might as well we party lar!

Jim: Party what? Go dance arr?

Bob: Yea man! Look at those hot girls! I'm going in to dance! You coming?

Jim: Don't want lar. I shy leh. Later they call me a nerd. Sommore i don't know how to dance.

Bob: Okay suit yourself. I'm going.

Jim: Kns. Better go other place first before he embarasses me.

Hot girl: Hey handsome. Want to dance?

Jim: ( Walao! She talking to me arr? Should be what. She is looking at my face.) Errr sure. I'm
up for a dance.

Jim and the hot girl dances at the dance floor while Bob dances like a professional stripper in the middle of a crowd.

Bob: Yo Jim! Finally come out to dance arr? Waaa who is that hot girl?

Hot girl: Was that freak talking to you?

Jim: Err no i don't think so. I think he was talking to the nerd behind me.

Hot girl: So you don't know him?

Jim: Yea. *gulp

Bob: Hey Jim! Over here!! Come dance with me too!

Hot girl: I think he is talking to you.

Jim: (Aww diu. What to do now? Kns sia...Why Bob keep on shouting my name.) HAHAHA.
If he is talking to me I diok!

Bob walks over to Jim and talks to him

Bob: Dude i'm here. You deaf arr?

Jim: Err yo retard. Do i know you?

Hot girl: Sheesh that IS your friend. You are both retards! Later losers!

Hot girls walks away.

Bob: Wtf man. You called me a retard!

Jim: I'm sorry....It's just that that girl was so ho-

Bob: Shut up man! If you wanted to call me a retard at least you could say a COOL retard.
Instead you say i'm a normal retard. You ass!

Jim: Okay lar. I'm really sorry. I want go back liao. Cannot tahan until 12 o'clock leh. Want go to
sleep ler.

Bob: Okok. I forgive you. I also same. Very tired too. Lets go back.

Jim and Bob walked home laughing and talking about stuff. It was about to be 12 o' clock when all of a sudden...

Jim: Hey Bob I think there's someone following us.

Bob: Its alright. I'll handle that stalker! Eh you! Why following us! We too handsome arr? get
away before i call the cops!

Jim: Yea lar want fight arr? Come lar! I professional white belt!

Bob: Dude just shut up! You're embarrasing me.

Bob and Jim walks in front of the guy. Few seconds later...they got mugged. Next morning on the newspapers:

TWO BOYS MUGGED ON NEW YEAR DAY!

Two boys named Jim and Bob were reportedly seen wearing only underwears by the sidewalk. A reporter named Danny went to interview them. After asking Jim how it happened he said" Haiyoo! We fong sui only! Give that guy chance sia. Later he cry because he fail to mug us. Happy new year mah! Be happy!" Bob then said"Yea dude! I'm gonna be on the newspaper with my underwear on! Smexy! Happy New year all! "



Well this is the end for this special one time conversation! Hope you enjoyed it! Happy new year guys! Part 5 of Juliet and Martin will be coming out soon. =) Bye all! Plkk08 signing off.